Today I announce to the world that I am the real life Iron Man. See the object in my chest? The same thing Tony Stark had. I am the future of the human race, all shall love me and despair. Bend the knee or be destroyed. #IronMan #Hashtag #YOLO
#Selfie marathon: day five … Wtf are you doing looking at this #sexy pic and not liking it? My craving for internet ego points is increasing… Plz help me satisfy my hunger. Like this or you’re a #whore (or a filthy pirate hooker). Thanks. P.S. - I’m not an attention whore, seriously! But plz like and comment on this pic.